Satire of the News
Here's a page of news feeds from the satirical side of politics and general news, featuring "The Onion" and all the others we can dig up!
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[audio] Gatorade Pledges $200 Million In Thirst Aid To Underquenched Nations
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In Focus: Gambling-Addiction Study Gets Out Of Hand
LAS VEGAS, NV—A gambling-addiction study by researchers at UNLV's Gaming Studies Research Center has "gotten way out of hand," sources close to the project reported Monday.
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Spoof-writer's reunion ends in riot, several arrested
It was meant to be a civilised reunion of like-minded literary folk. However the annual meeting of writers from TheSpoof.com, quickly descended into a brawl, which was eventually only broken up by the intervention of riot-police. Witnesses confirm...
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Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle
Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as it was announced that caterwauling Girl Band - Girls Aloud, are to reunite. Minus Nadine Coyle - so perhaps it would be more appropriate for them to rename themselve...
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Opinion: If Only There Were Some Way I Could Watch Premium Movies In The Comfort Of My Own Home (by Jeff Kunstler)
Television technology has been improving for decades, to the point where anyone anywhere in the country has access to hundreds of quality cable channels at the touch of a button. Shouldn't watching the hottest films, with today's hottest stars, be just a click away, too?
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Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman
As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other. One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex...
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Bar Patrons Dismayed By Sight Of Band Setting Up
ATLANTA—Patrons of Valentine's Tavern were visibly crestfallen Tuesday when their pleasant evening of drinking and conversing with friends was suddenly derailed by the sight of a few people plugging in instruments.
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American Voices: Tennessee Candidate Asks If Islam Is Cult
At an event earlier this month, Tennessee gubernatorial candidate Ron Ramsey questioned whether Islam was a religion or a cult, drawing criticism from Muslim leaders.
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Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
WASHINGTON—With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.
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Local Man to Blame for Climate Change in Gloucestershire
Local Man, Seaton Carew, has had the blame for localised climate change laid firmly at his door in the area surrounding Upton St Leonard, Gloucestershire, following his failure to regulate the air conditioning unit in his study. Carew,41, who has...
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Hosepipe Ban Lifted, now mandatory to use Hosepipes
Restricted Utilities, the company that supplies water to the Northwest of England has announced that the hosepipe ban put in place because of a 'quite warm' June has now been lifted due to a 'slightly wet' July. Indeed, with the Met Office spendin...
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Wants The Cast of The Jersey Shore Outta Here!
TRENTON, New Jersey - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey told The Today Show's Matt Lauer that he wants the cast and crew of the reality shore Jersey Shore out of his state and back in New York where the guidos and guidettes belong. Governor Ch...
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The Story Behind The Legend of The Tequila Worm
OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila. The worm comes from the larva found in th...
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Lighter, Faster Kindle Introduced, Older Kindles Sad
There were cheers and jeers when Amazon introduced a new Kindle on Wednesday. The jeers came from the older model (Kindle2) electronic readers; they feel that they may now be put out to pasture. Many of the older Kindles were too upset to talk...
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Heidi Montag and Betty White To Pose Nude In PlayGuy Magazine In A "Before and After" Spread
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Oprah Winfrey has confirmed the rumors that Heidi Montag, aka The Plastic Queen and Betty White, aka The Cellulite Countess, will in fact be appearing in the September issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine. A spokesperson for PlayGuy, Ju...
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Justin Bieber will be doing an underwear ad
Though ladies will miss David Beckhams underwear ad they can expect a new face of Emporio Armandi Underwear, heart throb Justin Bieber. It's being rumored that Lady Gaga wants to get with Bieber for a hot date in Venus, Italy where anything goes.
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Woman with Gorgeous Body like Anna Chapman Misses Flights Due to Excessive Full-Body Scans
Anna Fermanova, yet another Soviet-born beauty, has made headlines for being caught and charged with attempting to export defense articles on the United States Munitions list. What is more interesting than her being compared to Russian spy, Anna Chap...
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McDonalds Finally Adds McGangBang To US Menu - "It's Like A Threesome With Two Ugly Chicks!"
McDonalds announced today that it will add the McGangBang sandwich onto U.S. restaurant's menus, starting in October. The sandwich, which is an entire McChicken sandwich placed between the two beef patties of a McDouble double cheesebuger, went fr...
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[audio] Area Man Experimenting With Homosexuality For Past 8 Years
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Robert Pattinson from Twillight will be selling underwear
It's being reported that, handsome, Robert Pattinson will inspire a sexy line of underwear for women to buy for their boyfriends or husbands. The underwear's to be sold will be the same ones that Robert Pattinson will have in his cabinet and under hi...



